i just really want a cheerleader bucky/ football captain steve au? like bucky punching a jock in the face, still holding his pompoms when he makes one too many cheer jokes. steve winning the game and sprinting over to bucky, tackling him, and then lifting him on his shoulders. bucky agressivley flirting & saying he loves a man in uniform, making steve blush and stammer for the whole of practice. steve giving buck his varsity jacket after cheer practice, and walking him home. i need this au? – mc And Bucky is nearly the same size as Steve, right? So he gives him his varsity cheer jacket, and Steve wears it proudly. I want it to be a teenage cliché, with Steve scoring the winning touchdown and running to give the ball to his fella. I want locker room sex, filthy and dirty. I want Buck cheering during sex and Steve laughing hysterically and stopping mid-thrust. I want a ridiculous high school au with nothing but gross happiness
It’s the annual Avengers and X-Men social mixer. Clint and Bucky are totally wasted on alcohol, and pass the time discussing which of their team-mates they would drunk fuck.
Bucky’s exact words are, “I want a strong, assertive, alpha male type,” so Clint bets him he can’t coax the Wolverine into bed.
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: James “Bucky” Barnes/Steve Rogers, James “Bucky” Barnes & Natasha Romanov & Sam Wilson Characters: James “Bucky” Barnes, Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Sam Wilson (Marvel) Additional Tags: Post-Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Fluff and Crack, Yoga Pants are Basically a Mating Display, Fashion Disaster Averted, Oblivious Steve Rogers, Thirsty Bucky Barnes, Yoga, up where they bang all day in the sun, Resolved Sexual Tension, Bottom Bucky Barnes Summary:
“You could just be honest with him,” Nat suggests. Beside her, Sam nods.
Bucky levels them both with a flat look. “This past weekend I asked if he wanted to go out on a date and Steve said not to be funny because, and I quote, ‘Where would we even find dates this late?’”
bucky gets dicked 